Ebb's cottage

 more funny texts!! this time some of them include me!! (i get group chat shy but i'm getting over it) 
sorry if i'm being annoying about this or if they're not as funny as i think, i just haven't always had the best irl friends or the best group chat experiences (i once got kicked out of a gc because i said it was "too straight" lmao) so i'm just really appreciating my uni friends
(our group chat is literally called 'another fucking gc 🐐💨' btw. idk why those emojis but oh well)

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lily: I have a secret bf!

sirius: BYE
sirius: HOW DID I SUMMON YOU

mary: watch her be serious 😭
mary: she's gonna mention him in another convo and we're gonna be like UM......

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sirius: AY YOU HAVE NO REASON TO HIDE SHIT FROM US HUHHH

peter: it'd be funny!!!!

sirius: it'll be really funny when i KICK YOU BRO

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mary: rich <333 that's the dream

remus: if we all put our funds together ONE ☝️ of us could date mary

lily: I volunteer

mary: one of us needs to marry rich!! for the good of the group

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sirius: moony just left our call
sirius: to call a woman

remus: yup

peter: :0

sirius: (I'm lying I just wanna start drama)